It’s Hard to Think of a Fug-Related Pun When The Subject Has No Credits to His Name

I thought that when Man Paris finally escaped the clutches of Paris Paris, he’d clean up and stop dressing like a particularly deranged blind dude.

And yet it was not to be:

I’ve heard Man Paris is actually very nice, and I’m sure it’s true, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that those jeans could clearly actually up and walk away from him under their own power, if in fact that power was dirt.