It’s Always Fugly In Philadelphia

So, I’ve never seen It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Everyone says it’s very funny, but… look, I watch almost everything, but even I — or more accurately, my DVR — have to draw the line somewhere, and one easy way to do that is to draw it at Channels I Don’t Immediately Know How To Find On My DirecTV Guide. So, sorry, F/X. When you stopped showing 90210 reruns lo those many years ago, I stopped knowing where you were.

Anyhoodle. Kaitlin Olson here is on the show, and apparently, she married one of her co-stars. That is very sweet. This, sadly, is not:

She has deployed stirrup leggings. Presumably, she did not ride to this event on horseback, and unless this is the weirdest event ever, she’s not at the gynecologist. So there is no reason for stirrups. At all. (For proof, see the title of the tag on this entry.) If you think your dress is too short, here’s a thought: Wear a different one. There is NO problem for which “stirrup pants” is the answer. Okay, maybe if you are being mugged in Forever 21 and the only thing you can reach with which to fight back at your assailant is something off the lycra rack, then I will allow that stirrup pants have a hidden purpose. But otherwise, step away from them, America. I would expect this kind of behavior from a young twenty-something
Olsen with a twin, not an older, more elegant Olson with clean hair.