It’s Hard Out There for A Fug

I think I know the answer to this already, but must EVERYTHING be accompanied by an Ironic Headband?

Seriously? EVERYTHING? Because this does not look good. In fact, this particular Ironic Headband looks like a piece of ratty string she tied around her head and reminds me of nothing so much as the time Heather and I were playing pool at a local watering hole and a crazy dude with literally a shoelace tied around his head in exactly this manner came up to Heather and licked her ear. He was Derelicte before Derelicte was chic, if you know what I mean, and I don’t know if that’s exactly the moment Ms Manning here wants to invoke. Judging from the expression on her face, I’d guess that it wasn’t.