One of the beans just walked over and pointed and said, “What IS that?” And I explained it was a dress, and he said, “NO NO NO NO NO, I DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T WANT IT.” So true. And yes, he used verbal all-caps.
Let’s be frank: I really hate it. And I think I might have hated it even if it were opaque, because the top looks like a giant pleated mustache. But we’ll never know, because it’s not opaque; it’s transparent, of course, because that trend is going to stick around until it has milked me of any remaining creativity I have left and then danced on my grave (where it will place me because it is too hard to gloat-dance on an urn). Erica looks especially naked underneath this thing, because whatever glorified slip lurks under there is very tight and very flesh-toned and very questionable.
Like, I am legitimately uncomfortable with this view. It feels terribly explicit –less ABC Family than ABC Porno Funeral. And while this would be a welcome and intriguing plot twist on her show, Jane By Design (which, yes, I still watch, although I stopped fugcapping it because it was lonely work), I don’t know if it’s the greatest idea to walk around at a party and evoke lady-crack, spankings, and grief.
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Comments (21):
I too watch Jane by Design, because it’s adorable and silly and lighthearted. Unlike this dress. And now that you’ve planted the image of a sad pleated mustache in my head, I can’t un-see it. Also I really loved your recaps! Just so you know.
Aww, your kid sound adorable. I wish mine were still that young.
Aww….I started watching Jane By Design because of your fugcaps!
That being said, this is entirely cracked out and entirely too much pseudo-crack for anyone’s comfort. It’s very Andie’s pink prom dress going to a hooker funeral.
Even her smile says “I’m so sorry about this”
The rear view is so, so, so unfortunate. And do her toes seem to be making a break for it?
Yeah, if she weren’t hanging ten (or is it just four?), I’d love those shoes!
“ABC porno funeral” — spit take! Perfect.
Bad. Then dreadful.
Awful dress.
Disney’s allowing them out dressed like THAT? Old Walt must be spinning in his grave.
But what if the lining was obvious- say, blue, with a sheer blue overlay? And less off the shoulder cape? The hemline seems to be good, as is the volume. Plus,she’s a pretty little thing. There’s hope.
I truly miss your fug capping of this show ;___;
This might be cute as a bikini cover-up at the beach.
A dress, it really isn’t.
Out of the mouths of babes. I think an all-bean fugging day is warranted, where you just post what they have to say about the clothes. I mean, isn’t that why people have children? Free child labor?
May we have the recaps back??!!!!!!!
To me it looks like she’s found some flimsy negligee and put it over grandma’s old slip.
Yuck. Even if we fixed the lining, the whole shoulder area is bothersome.
One of her toes is also mortified. It’s trying to escape.
At least her shoes were nice!
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I may be the only Fug National to dare say this, but I like it! I would buy & wear that dress myself! I just like it, so sue me! And, I think it’s the only thing I’ve seen her wear that I’ve liked! Go figure!
Too darling. Is she wearing underwear, do you think? Probably everyone who saw her asked that.
So, I’m apparently the only one who really loves this dress. *regretting nothing*