Jena Mafuge

My first glance at the thumbnail of this outfit had me thinking Jena Malone wore knee-high boots with her sparkly dress, and I almost passed right by without another thought.

Almost:

Dear me. Nylon socks and sandals do not a boot make. Kind of like how tights are not pants, or wearing a see-through piece of fabric over your bra does not count as a shirt, or swathing yourself in pink-leopard spandex or costumes that look like fruit bowls does not make you interesting (sorry, Katy Perry). So while I have no beef with Jena here, I kind of wish she hadn’t taken footwear tips from the old lady in 11D.