Jennifer Hudfug

This is not okay. Not even if Jennifer Hudson IS secretly knocked up, as is the tasty rumor making the rounds.

[Photo: Splash News]

In fact, unless she is holding up her arms in surrender — as if to say, “Yes, Officer, I am currently possessed by the spirit of an aggressive Polterwang that haunted Jennifer Beals’ closet when she was in Flashdance, so please arrest me and take me somewhere that can exorcise the demon and return me to my usual adorable and packageless self” — then I simply cannot look at this outfit with anything but the urge to beat my brains out with an old VHS tape.