Jenny Fugphrey

Look, I know the people on Gossip Girl are fake, but come on — would Rufus Humphrey really be okay with this?

[Photo: Splash News]

Assuming my eyes do not deceive me, that is Little J’s shirttail hanging out from her skirt. Which means she’s wearing bottoms that are not as long as her top. And I know Rufus is kind of caught up in his own drama, what with Lily being out of town and them having a secret love child together that they think is dead, and all the time he clearly has to spend nurturing his Man Bangs and writing ’90s-era rock songs about how gnarly it is when your stepdaughter drops out of college and turns into a tabloid-baiting — albeit also amusing — asswad. And I know he’s kind of into being to his kids what the principal who announces he’s your “princi-PAL” is to high-schoolers. But even amid all that, I’m pretty sure Rufus Humphrey would take one look at Little J trying to leave the house in this, or ANY of her terrible ensembles, and be like, “Jenny, your crotch is not an accessory. GO TO YOUR ROOM.” So could we get on that please, Gossip Girl? It’s not going to WORK, but he should at least TRY.