Joan Fugging Collins

There are those who are horrified by this photograph.

[Photo: Splash News]

But do you know what I see? Awesomeness. Because that is a serious wind blowing up into La Collins’ face, and yet her wig has stayed firmly anchored to her head. I like to think it’s because the sheer force of her will rebuffs even the most vicious attacks by the weather, but more likely, she just has access to industrial-strength wig tape. Still, I doff my cap at her. That takes skills. (Also, she’s 75. I would have been more surprised to learn all that hair was real.)

Parenthetically, I wish she were DATING Skills from One Tree Hill — can you imagine how fabulous Joan would be as, say, Brooke Davis’s grandmother? She and Chad Michael Murray could spend an entire episode in an eye-narrowing contest.