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Brit star Jordan thought long and hard about what she ought to wear to her book signing. Something bookish, surely. Something literary. Demure. Something a little…Clan of the Cave Bear meets J. Crew?

Now, before you fire up the old email: yes, that’s really her. No, it’s not a wax figure. Yes, her hair is like the shiniest, most plastic weave I’ve ever seen, too.  Yes, I think my Barbie also had those boots.  No, I’m pretty sure they’re fake. Yes, she’s crazy skinny. No, I’m pretty sure the tan is fake, too.  No, I don’t know what happened to the rest of her skirt. Yes, I’m scared, too.