An open plea to the Gods of Fashion Trends:
Please let Kate Moss showing up at an event wearing a caftan mean that EVERYONE will start wearing caftans everywhere, so we can have Caftan-Off Tuesdays, during which we all wear caftans and have walk-offs on the lanai, all while making fun of people whose caftans are not sufficiently cafterrific and are, in fact, cafterrible. THINK OF THE PUNS ALONE. THINK OF WHAT AUBREY O’DAY MIGHT DO. Come on. Seriously. It will be fun. It might be more fun than this, actually.