Kate Fugworth

Somebody really, really needs to have a carefrontation with Kate Bosworth.

They should start by educating her on the food pyramid; deviate into a well-illustrated seminar on why she ought not wear her hair that way ever again, because it seriously makes her look like a very wan alien; and close by noting that just because the notion of a dementor huddled over a sewing machine at night and trying to live out its secret passion for fashion is a romantic one, it doesn’t mean it’s advisable to look like you’re wearing the fruits of its soulless labor.