Katie Price, AKA FUGDAN

Feb 2, 2012 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

In case you’re wondering what Katie Price/Jordan has been up to lately, the answer is:

Not wearing actual pants.

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  1. 1:01 pm on 02/02/12
    Willow

    Well, someone is angry at their vagina.

  2. 1:07 pm on 02/02/12
    rax

    This woman makes me so curious about her relaxing clothes. Do you think she is like a normal human lady and wears sweat pants or yoga pants when she is like, drinking her coffee and/or NOT doing yoga in the morning? I just imagine her all tarted up like this ALL THE TIME.

    • 8:53 pm on 02/02/12
      Alicey

      I made the mistake of reading an interview she did in OK! around the time Royal MadeUpName (or whatever ridiculous name she called her kid) was born, and I’m sorry to say she walks around naked all the time.

      God that interview was trashy. I distinctly remember her saying that because she couldn’t see past her bump, half of her was shaved and half of her was “like a brazillian jungle down there”, and discussing in very graphic detail how she would definitely make the doctor put in a few extra stitches to “tighten things up a bit”,
      Of course, I should have guessed, seeing as how the cover was THIS:
      http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/e/z/ezafv4hmjci8mhcf.jpg

    • 12:50 pm on 02/14/12
      Ruby

      she wears velour tracksuits. Haven’t you seen them?http://thegloss.com/culture/jordan-reveals-her-kids-equestrian-line/ There you go

  3. 1:13 pm on 02/02/12
    Jax

    Im actually pretty impressed with her hair and make-up here. That harsh black hair she used to have looked like an angry fan dumped a bucket of tar on her head. From the waist up I would say this is a HUGE improvement, at least she’s wearing a shirt!

    • 2:21 pm on 02/02/12
      Olivia

      I was literally coming on here to say the exact same thing. She looks a lot better, pretty even. Now she just needs to invest in pants….

  4. 1:18 pm on 02/02/12
    Lisa V.

    WOW- On anybody else I would be like BOO on those pants. But taken in Jordan context she actualy looks almost normal and way less trashy than normal.

    • 1:33 pm on 02/02/12
      Annie E

      I know. I just said in my head, “Honestly, honestly, this could have been much worse.”

  5. 1:36 pm on 02/02/12
    Kit

    But in GOOD news, she IS wearing underpants, and does NOT have a cameltoe.

    When is comes to Mz. Price, these are things to be grateful for.

    And I am.

  6. 1:49 pm on 02/02/12
    theotherjennifer

    agreed. her cleavage is undercover as are her lady parts. I really like those shoes too. Her face, on the other hand…blech.

  7. 1:57 pm on 02/02/12
    anonymoose

    Srsly? SpiderEyes on anyone other than a Karfraudian? Looks like krap on anyone!

    …And those leggings are hid.

  8. 2:29 pm on 02/02/12
    Chris

    At least she’s…wearing something that covers her thighs?

    I mean, it’s Jordan. The fact that we are in no danger of seeing her labia or her nipples (as opposed to the last time she was on GFY) is a miracle unto itself.

    @rax: I would think she’d be more of a tea drinker.

    • 5:25 pm on 02/02/12
      rax

      You’re not wrong. Unless she goes straight for the hooch. Would that we all could.

      • 7:38 pm on 02/02/12
        Chris

        Or she mixes it in her tea or coffee.

        (Which reminds me, I should get a bottle of Bailey’s. For [i]research[/i].)

      • 7:39 pm on 02/02/12
        Chris

        …that should be research.

        Seriously, I know how to do HTML.

  9. 2:58 pm on 02/02/12
    Erin

    I think we know who Courtney Stodden’s role model is.

  10. 3:16 pm on 02/02/12
    vandalfan

    She’s worn so much less in public, so this is the least of her worries. Her frozen brow and trout-pout make her look constantly angry.

  11. 3:17 pm on 02/02/12
    Sonya Simpkins

    First I gasped – loudly – then I burst out laughing. The bad tights/leggings/whateverthehellthoseare aside, what’s going on in the crotch area? Dare I say, it looks stretched out. Yikes, sister!

  12. 3:58 pm on 02/02/12
    CJ

    She looks like a human m&m. That face looks like it has been dipped in a candy-coated shell.

  13. 4:13 pm on 02/02/12
    megan

    this is classy for her!

  14. 7:14 pm on 02/02/12
    GingerLover

    Where is she going that THIS is an acceptable/appropriate outfit.
    Seriously…
    WHERE?

  15. 8:20 pm on 02/02/12
    Caroleena Stantonova

    Oh so the freak what?! I go commando daily. I just don’t like wearing underpanties.

  16. 8:55 pm on 02/02/12
    Alicey

    It could be worse.
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MLWic-TMa5U/TY8xeZgoXmI/AAAAAAAAABA/TnVjU_VgLGg/s1600/3009758305_1a68ee9c0b.jpg
    (For anyone fortunate enough to not know who that is, that’s Jodie Marsh, her longtime rival for the Trash Queen crown. And that was not a halloween costume)

  17. 8:59 pm on 02/02/12
    Catherine

    You know the trash bag commercial that talks about supporting rings… yeah

  18. 11:34 pm on 02/02/12
    Sajorina

    She actually looks kind of normal, which considering the source is both surprising and impressive; so I’m not complaining!

  19. 11:52 pm on 02/02/12
    Lillibet

    Eek! Armadillo!

  20. 9:17 am on 02/03/12
    Lizzie

    I’m not the biggest fan but i do really like her high heels though. You can say what you like about her but those are some incredible shoes. I think she looks pretty good and she is covered up more or less.

  21. 9:33 am on 02/03/12
    ktbuffy

    And yet, she’s wearing SO MUCH MORE than she usually does. It’s almost a win!

  22. 10:27 am on 02/03/12
    deee

    The full size version of this picture is NOT pretty. Her shoes have dirt on them. Her brows look like they were put on with Sharpie. Her tights have holes. Her lashes look like hairbrush bristles. ewwww.

  23. 10:57 am on 02/03/12
    andrea

    So do you think she’s wearing a thong? That would be pretty.

  24. 3:32 pm on 02/04/12
    For Elyse

    Her shoes are super cute at least!

    Shop http://www.forelyse.com/

  25. 3:56 am on 02/06/12
    BR

    I thought that was Kesha :/

  26. 3:15 pm on 02/08/12
    JV

    I just realized that she looks like Nick Lachey in drag.