Keeping Fug with the Kardashifugs

As you may have heard, Kim Kardashian is the latest celebrity who decided to expand her brand by becoming a clothing designer:

Why WOULDN’T you buy clothing “designed by” — or inspired by — the person who decided to wear, on the day of her big clothing line debut, half-gloves and a too-small hoodie-dress (with the hood worn up, of course, for maximum obnoxiousness), under a leather-ish bustier so shiny you could check your lip stick in it? That’s what I’d like to know.