Kids’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Amber Valletta

Is Amber Valletta pregnant?

No, I’m not being sarcastic. I am genuinely curious. Google refuses to tell me. If she IS, she certainly looks comfortable in this roomy gown, although I am concerned that the pattern may cause seizures in those around her. And if she’s not, she herself may have a seizure of rage when she discovers that people are wondering if she is. Oh, roomy gowns. You’re so comfortable…and yet so rife with the potential for hilarious baby-daddy misunderstandings.