Kimberly Fugwell

When did Kimberly Caldwell** turn into Pink?

[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

** You might also ask, “When did Kimberly Caldwell turn into somebody about whom I should care?” The answer is actually never — she is on the TV Guide Channel now, I believe, having squeezed a wee globule of a career from her stint on season two of American Idol as Husky-Voiced Squinty Blonde With Crimping Habit And Overplucked Meg Ryan Arches, a.k.a. Carrie Underwood Without The Talent, a.k.a. The Kimberl(e)y From That Season Who Didn’t Have The Voice To Go Anywhere But To A Local Biker Bar.

I know Simon erroneously and unfairly needled Caldwell about her weight, but I feel like starving herself into a clone of a tranny-esque singer — and dieting off half of her sleeves, apparently — was a bit of an extreme response.