Kirstie Alley’s Fug Life

Look, I would happily see Kirstie Alley return to Hollywood prominence. She was awesome back in the day on Cheers.

That being said, walking unshod around Manhattan recalls not her own glory days but those halcyon times when Britney Spears kept running into gas station bathrooms in her bare feet. And while Britney was once one of the hugest stars in the world, the Barefoot Gas Station Bathroom Days are NOT the ones you want to be associating yourself with, visually.

What I’m saying is, maybe start dancing on the corner with a boa constrictor and see if that works.