Kourtney Fugdashian

I’ve got no love for jumpsuits, and I’m no fan of the Kardashians, so I suppose it’s only natural that the twain should meet.

[Photo: WENN]

It’s like a big puddle of meh. I don’t WANT to keep up with the Kardashians, no matter how hard E! tries to convince me otherwise, and I REALLY don’t want to be assaulted by silky jumpsuits straight out of the Swingtown costume department unless Grant Show’s magnificent mustache is two feet away. Those are my terms, Kardashian. Now either go forth and procure him or go home and change.