Kris Fugger

BRUCE JENNER: Um, Kris?

KRIS (KARDASHIAN) JENNER: Yes?

BRUCE: What’s the idea behind wearing an old gym towel belted to your dress? Are you having so much trouble keeping up with the Kardashians that you’re breaking into a sweat? Ha ha ha!

KRIS: Very funny, Bruce. But no. It’s there for YOU.

BRUCE: Me?

KRIS: You’re an athlete!

BRUCE: Okay…?

KRIS: So, you know, you might want to do something athletic, randomly, maybe even right now!

BRUCE: I might?

KRIS: Just to remind everyone of your glory years!

BRUCE: I don’t think that’s going to happen.

KRIS: You didn’t even think about it! Just consider it.

BRUCE: No.

KRIS: Come on. My kids are getting their own spinoff show. I want one TOO. I want it NOW.

BRUCE: This was maybe not the way to sell me on the idea.

KRIS: FINE… let’s see if you feel that way when I pull out your old decathlon uniform from 1976!

BRUCE: Oh, Lord.