Labor Fugs

So it’s come to this.

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Lindsay Lohan is wearing TWO things that button in front of her torso, and yet somehow neither one of them manages to be fastened. Indeed, she’s actually CLUTCHING it closed. Either the girl has dieted away the memory of how to use buttons, or she’s about to throw open her coat and ask me if I want to buy a watch from the glittering array of Faux-lex timepieces she has swinging from the lining.