Lady Fugalade

Look, Pink, I don’t think you should be flipping the bird at US.

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YOU are the one wearing those pants. And when, say, you are in the bathroom trying to get in and out of them quickly before your movie starts, and you have to pay someone to come in and help, you will only have yourself to flip off about it. Well, unless you want to flip off the helpful pants wrangler, but in life, I feel like that can only lead to heartache.