Lady Fugga

So we’ve gone from a willful lack of pants and do-it-yourself nipple shields… to this:

It’s like one part Madonna, one part Liberace, a sprinkling of Liza Minnelli, a droplet of Joan Collins, all thrown in a blender and frosted with a divine icing made of this:

As a matter of fact, I kind of want Lady Gaga and Lordi to get married and spawn. Get on that please, Gaga. On several levels.