Lady Fugtoria Fugley

Holy hell, woman.

I’m not sure which idea is worse: that Lady Victoria Hervey might’ve shown up to Diddy’s annual Fourth of July party wearing only a bikini, and simply got caught in the curtains on her way out of the ladies’ room, or the notion that she paid money for a cut-to-there beach jumpsuit even American Apparel would dismiss as “laughably tacky, with a hint of WTF,” and which was obviously hemmed by Yao Ming’s tailor. I genuinely am not sure if she wants to hang out in a cabana somewhere, or re-wallpaper it.