Lady Marmfuglade

Happy Birthday, Mya!

We’re THRILLED to see that NASA has accepted your application for astronaut training. However… I don’t know how to tell you this, but your left breast has grown eyelashes.  Let’s all join hands and pray that Mammarial Mascara Syndrome is not a medical condition that would keep you on the ground. Personally, I don’t see the harm in one of your boobs winking while you’re floating around enjoying the lack of gravity, but then again, I’m not a rocket scientist.