Legally Fug II: Fug, White and Fug

In general, I don’t have much of a beef with the high-waisted skirt. They’re romantic in that 1940s I’m Meeting My Soldier Boyfriend Under the Clock At Grand Central For One Last Kiss kind of way, and who doesn’t love that? As a bonus, they give you that Long Legged thing that high-waisted pants do, without the accompanying Potentially Weird Crotch Issues. However, there’s high-waisted skirt, and then there’s this:

AKA, Regular Skirt You Just Hoisted Up Nearly to Your Pits.