Lemondrop: Sexy Halloween Dos and Don’ts From the Stars

Look. We all know that celebrities LOVE Halloween, because many of them subsist wholly on Red Bull and attention, and what better way to get some attention than by going out dressed like a….well, Sexy Whatever. Am I right? This week, for Lemondrop.com, we examine how to get your own Halloween skank on without actually looking…you know, super skanky. To wit: do not do as Paris Hilton does:

“La Hilton’s insane Halloween ensemble from 2005 is the poster outfit for
OH MY GOD NO. For one thing, bunnies don’t wear lingerie, unless they
are on Hugh Hefner’s payroll. For another, WE CAN SEE HER BIRTH-CONTROL
PATCH.”

So, what we’re saying is, if you’ve decided to use Halloween as an excuse to look extra sexxxy this year (no judgment: we’ve been there), take some hints from the likes of Ms Hilton and the rest of the poor sad fools profiled herein. SAY NO TO FLAUNTING YOUR PATCH.