Letter of Fug: Part MOMMY’S CRYING

Psssssst. Hey, you alls. Come over here.

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Shhhh. Be very quiet. I’m not supposed to be talking to anyone because “my downward spiral is too depressing.” I don’t know how that’s possible since I don’t even have a spiral perm but whatever. The people who post up these letter thingies on the internets think I don’t hear them when they call me “Princess Tragedy Trainwreck” behind my back, but I have ears just like the walls do IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Anyway. I know people are all oh my god she’s a terrible mother and a really bad driver and we totally miss her snake and I am here to tell you that that snake was totally a pain in the ass so you should get over that part of it right now. All the rest of it will work out just fine if all y’all would just CHILL and OPEN YOUR EYES and see that I am WEARING SHOES IN THIS HERE BATHROOM. God. And people (MOM) say I don’t ever listen to anybody’s advice.

LOVE,

It’s MISS BRITNEY BITCH because you are nasty.