Letter of Truth: Part An Infinite Supply of Bad Idea Jeans

Y’all.

Um! Look. I don’t know WHY y’all are all acting all WORKED UP every time I leave the house, but I was taught that just because things are going all backasswards in your life like when OLD FAT JUDGES decide that just because you can’t always tell your kids apart maybe you should stop doing drugs, it doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to dress up like a P-I-M-P and get your drink on, okay? I saw on Judge Joe Brown yesterday that it’s NORMAL for people to use ALCOHOL to solve their problems so why don’t all y’all just LEAVE ME ALONE. But take my picture first.

Whatever the opposite of LOVE is,

BRITNEY.