"I don't know why they keep making me come out and pretend like I can still dance, y'all. It's just depressing. Y'all are going to need whatever I'm on right now to cheer yourselves up once you compare the way I pose now with the way I used to actually dance. What happened to my dancing, y'all? Oh, right. I blew out my knee and then I went a little wackadoo and probably didn't really do my rehab and now I kinda can't move around anymore and it's particularly sad because I'm the one that people used to say, 'she can't sing that great, but she can really dance' and now they just say, 'wah WAAAAAAAAAAAH.' Also, I'm dressed like I'm going to a NASCAR-themed party. I just seriously don't know, y'all. Maybe I need to fire my agent/boyfriend."