I ALSO need an appointment with my chiropractor because walking around all Mary Katherine Gallagher like this CAN NOT BE GOOD FOR ME. Do you think that while I was sleeping maybe the aliens put a metal rod in my back? Y'all, Mulder -- ugh. Wait. Wrong show. I really wish people would have TOLD ME THAT EARLIER. Every time I told Jamie Lynn my theory about how maybe I was possessed by the black oil she just laughed and laughed and now I know why. Also, again, WHAT AM I WEARING, Y'ALL? I miss my cut-offs. I miss my cut-offs so bad.
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