Lily Fuggen

Okay, now I’m worried.

[Photo: Splash News]

I mean, what poor, sad, troubled soul would wear a satin tribute to a bleeding deer… with THOSE SHOES? Clearly this girl needs
help.

And yes, that IS Bambi, America’s second-favorite orphan (behind Annie both alphabetically and in musical ability), up there being decapitated. I greatly look forward to the day when Disney releases the rest of its Macabre Fairy-Tale Wedding gows: the Beast being beheaded, Ariel being eaten with a plate of chips, Cinderella’s glass slipper shattering and chopping her foot to smithereens, and of course — THE HORROR — Amy Adams shaving Patrick Dempsey’s signature coif.