Lindsfug Fughan

Let’s say you’re promoting a beach resort. And you want a celebrity to show up and make it look like a tempting, hip, exotic locale. Would you feel cheated if you invited Lindsay Lohan and she showed up thusly?

Because, I mean, Sad Starving Starlet Wearing Grandma’s Curtains isn’t likely to make me shell out my hard-earned cash for a vacation — although it IS possible it would make me start up a collection for donations to some kind of Five-Dollar Footlong Fund. Perhaps this resort should become sponsored by Subway.