Little Fug

It’s going to be a road-trip-themed reality show in which Taylor Momsen and Kelly Cutrone drive around the United States in a convertible solving crimes and teaching each other valuable lessons about life and love. Kelly will teach Taylor to stop wearing both a strong eye AND a heavy lip, and Taylor won’t have anything to teach Kelly, so eventually Kelly will just leave her in the middle of nowhere and go back to New York to continue being the only person on The City who isn’t a total liar. There won’t be very many episodes, but we’ll treasure it all the more for its brevity.