Lo Bosfugth

Ode To A Half-Hearted Reality TV Star Who Needs Girlfriends, A Mirror, And A Clue:

[Photo: Splash News]

There was a young Hills star named Lo
Whose dress sense surely did blow.
That shirt with those pants!
Please, allow me to rant
That she looks like she’s got a 3-inch torso.

There was a young dude who looked sad
That Lo’s outfit was so truly bad.
He stared straight ahead
And wished he were dead
But, alas, he was stuck in this picture walking behind a person who seriously did not know better than to wear that tight strapless thing tucked tightly into high-waisted skinny jeans, like, did she not learn that lesson in 1991 when it was the era of the snap-crotch bodysuit?

THE END. I hope you liked my poem. I worked really hard on the meter, obviously.