Logie Awards Fug Carpet: Abi Tucker

I guess Abi Tucker is an Aussie singer/actress? Our image provider seems to think she’s Abbie Cornish, but all things being equal, I’m pretty sure she’s relived she isn’t. Even if she IS wearing the following:

I think I speak for us all when I say that this is not flattering. Capris made of what appear to be shantung are best saved for your kicky Grandma who’s dressing up for shuffle board because she’s got her eye on a sexy new resident at the retirement home.  In fact, this whole thing is weirdly stodgy and droopy and matchy-matchy, in a way that feels sort of like it was originally the bridemaid’s outfit for a misguidedly faux-casual wedding. Maybe we should be glad the shoes are not dyed to match.