Maria Fugnounos

Yet at the same time, for some reason it very strongly arouses the unquenchable desire for a margarita. And by, “for some reason,” I mean, “because it looks a lot like the tablecloths at my most beloved margarita-purveyor.” And by “unquenchable,” I mean, “very easy quenchable for $8.50, including a bottomless bowl of chips,” and by “margarita,” I mean, “two margaritas,” and by, “two margaritas,” I obviously mean, “three.” And after three margaritas, the overwhelming cheerfulness of this dress PLEASES ME GREATLY, therefore, WAY TO GO and please pass the chips.