Mary-Fug Fugsen

The next time Mary-Kate and Ashley decide to come out with a new clothing line, they should call it Walk of Shame. It would mix and match relatively normal-looking pieces with stuff that appears to have been excavated recently from the bowels of a man-closet:

[Photo: FlynetOnline.com]

All she’ll need to do is take a pair of scissors back into her boyfriend’s house, and she’ll have a whole horde of new pieces to sell for triple-digits at Barney’s. Look for the legs that were once attached to those cutoffs to appear as a tube dress, or a pair of really flappy arm-warmers.

I hope she leaves the shoes behind, though. My first reaction when I saw them was, “I hope she put sunscreen on her legs.” Yeow.