Mean Fug

Generosity must be the new liposuction, for it seems that the flood of sincere affection and admiration that recently poured right out of Lindsay Lohan in sexy hat form has drained most of the remaining fat cells out of her: 

No wonder she’s “exhausted” all the time — she walks around dressed like a <i>chaise longue</i>. All she has to do is look down at herself, and she automatically feels like a nap. Although it might help her if she ate a Philly cheesesteak or three. You have a lot more energy for being “high on life” and “drinking soda at bars” if you’re not starving yourself. I think she’s taking lifestyle tips from the wrong Olsen.