Meet The Fuggers

Dear Teri Polo,

[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]

You have a choice: eat a sandwich, or wear a shirt that covers up your very bony sternum. Because you’re kind of freaking me out and not in that funny Britney Spears Walks Into a Public Restroom In Her Bare Feet, Inviting Worms and Warts And God Knows What Else kind of way.

Also, you’re sort of starting to look like a man. Body fat. Please look into it.

Sincerely, for once in her sarcastic life,

Jessica