Melfug Fugce

Remember the first season of Melrose Place, when there was an entire story arc based on whether Billy would give up his independence and take over the family carpet store?

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Apparently they’re going down that avenue again, except this time, Katie Cassidy is going to run her own Mexican food franchise called Nacho Mama, where for an extra $5 you can eat your food out of her hat. And for an extra $20, you’ll get a bottle of Colt 45 in her shoes. That might seem expensive to most of us, but for foot fetishists it’s probably a real bargain.