Melfugdy Thornton

You know, I understand why Robin Antin is letting the other Pussycat Dolls out of the barn every once in a while. If Nicole Scherzinger ever decides to go solo again, they are up shit creek, because nobody cares about any of the other faceless minions. But the problem is, when your pussycats run around unsupervised, this happens:

The rest of this outfit might be totally fine, for all I know. I can’t tell. My brain shorts out when I get to her lipstick. It’s like she personally juiced Violet Beauregard.