Looking at this photo, I had a weird moment where I suddenly turned into Dorota, Blair’s devoted ladies’ maid on Gossip Girl. I sort of sighed, and looked concerned, and set my chin on my hand and said, “Oh, Mees Blair.”

Because…well, “oh, Meeeess Blair” kind of says it all. I actually don’t totally mind the dress, but I’m of the opinion that one’s gown and one’s shoes should not BOTH appear to be instruments of bondage.