Met Costume Institute Ball Fug: Amanda Peet

Amanda Peet wants you to know that her baby weight is OFF, bitches.

Unfortunately, she has chosen to communicate that sentiment by proving she can still fit into the dress she wore to her classmate’s quinceañera in 1987 — at which she was irreparably bruised by fallng ass-over-teakettle while trying to reach for a fallen napkin, causing her to modify this satin insanity by sewing a matching one to her lap. Sly work, Amanda. Now just conveniently find a way to lose Aaron Sorkin’s number and you’ll be on your way to Mensa candidacy.