Met Ball Fug or Fab Carpet: Anne Hathaway

She’s all like, “Yeah. I know. It’s short. Take the picture, bub.” I also love the woman in jeans in the background — clearly a photographer or something — who is just sort of slack-jawed by what she’s seeing. I like to imagine that she’s staring at Madonna right now. Although, in fairness, when I saw what Madonna was wearing, I looked more like this:

 
Dang! Wrong again. I was NOT saucily winking at anyone. It was more like this:

Grouchy, green, surrounded by trash….and LOVING IT.

Who was I even talking about? Oh, yes. Anne Hathaway. Well, now I’ve totally forgotten what I was going to say about her, except I think that kind of covers it, no? She’s totally underwhelming to me on this occasion and I feel like she could have really rocked it out, like she did the Oscars. Instead….meh.