It's not even that she doesn't look very fit and sexy and whatnot. She does. But this dress achieves the oddest feat of screaming HELLO BOYS COME AND GET IT THE DINNER GONG IS RINGING yet... demurely. Props to her for feeling hot, but what dings it for me is that it makes her breasts look like a preying mantis. Actually, even more so, it looks like they're wearing a plaster cast.