Mindy Fugling

So, apparently, Mindy Kaling of The Office has a blog called Things I Bought That I Love, in which she discusses deforestation and the plight of overpopulation in China. By which I mean, she posts pictures of stuff she either bought or wants to buy, and then talks about it.

Today, I am tempted to start a blog called Things Mindy Kaling Bought That I Don’t Love, but then I realized I already have that blog, and it’s called Go Fug Yourself. Without further ado, then:

I want to be okay with this, because she is so sunny and funny and cute (the first two, I am assuming, because I don’t know her personally, but whatever — my assumptions and I are very happy together). But the wrinkled, belted formal romper is not for me. Had it been a skirt, I’d probably have passed by this without a second click; indeed, I hope she’s digging so deeply into her pockets because she’s searching for some kind of release lever that springs open the crotch part and magically turns this into a nice spring minidress. As-is, though, it’s kind of like something a very clueless corporate type would buy if the company Easter garden party were taking place in one of those inflatable bouncy castles.