Mischa Fugston, Please Make a Movie So I Have New Fodder For These Headlines

Oh, Mischa, Mischa. Mischa. I’m pleased to see you give your sweet new Loubs another twirl, but I’m just not so sure about the rest of it:

The dress itself is kind of super-foofy (and I say that as someone who loves a splash of foof) but I actually think it might have worked in a different color. La Barton is just too pale for this shade. And that’s no complaint about her. I myself am wickedly pale-ass because fake-bake turns me orange and I don’t care to get skin cancer. Her natural coloring is lovely. But wearing a frock in Recycled Institutional Toilet Paper versus, say, Blushing Celery Root or Shy Eggplant is doing her no favors.