Moonfugging

A thousand thanks to the eagle-eyed reader who recently made us aware of an unfortunate development in Cybill Shepherd’s coiffure. If you can, um, call it that.

She arrived to tape a British chat show — as I gather they are called, thanks to my extensive reading of Brit Lit — looking like she was auditioning for the role of Red Riding Hood in a Christmas pantomime. If Red Riding Hood were, say, extremely weather-beaten from her trip to Grandmother’s house. Regardez:

When questioned, Ms. Shepherd, who, according to this account had already been in London for two entire days, claimed she had “jet lag hair,” and took off her hood.

To reveal — cover the eyes of any minors in the room, please!

Apparently she rode over on the wing of the plane.