MTV Australia Awards Fug Carpet: Lyndsey Rodrigues

Empirically, I know this is a flesh-and-blood person wearing a skirt over pants.

But I still can’t help hoping that this is actually the very latest and greatest in Italian “FRAGIIIILE” leg lamps. That the poor schmo who gets this major award in the mail has a big fight with his wife in his future when he tries to put her on the bedside table.