MTV European Music Awards Fug Carpet: Juliette Lewis

I don’t know how to break this to you, so I’m just going to come out and say it: Juliette and the Licks apparently broke up back in JANUARY. Why was I not notified, Universe? This means we may never get to hear her perform such instant classics as “Sticky Honey,” in which she wails with such unbridled yearning, “Sticky sticky sticky honey // Man lands on Mars // Man rips off his broken parts.”

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The GOOD news is, it doesn’t appear to have affected her aesthetic yet.

Also, her new band — The New Romantiques — isn’t wasting any time getting to the crazy. Its song is called “Suicide Dive Bombers,” which Juliette said, quite seriously, is a love letter to all the fans who keep coming to watch in her perform. And it’s true. Nothing bespeaks the heart’s most precious emotion than a song named after terrorists that includes the words, “Now you see this path has all been laid out… littered with guillotine and razorblades. I lost my mind more than once.” If that’s love, then can’t WAIT to see what comes out when she decides to write a lyrical hate letter.