MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Taraji P. Henson

On the plus side, this dress works better in black and white than it did when Miley Cyrus wore something similar:

Sure, she looks like something from the Decorative Arts section of the Met — she’s a vase! she’s an urn! she’s a delicately needlepointed chair! — but at least she’s a delicately needlepointed chair with great legs. Surely this can be salvaged! Let’s see the back!

OH TARAJI. Now you look like what would happen if the Decorative Arts section of the Met mated with an ostrich farm. NO ONE WANTS THAT TO HAPPEN.